Just who is the Author?

Who's the Pig Behind the Book?

For years nobody knew who
wrote the sex advice column,
"Need Wood? Tips for Getting Timber."

Is it Woody?

The column has always been
written under the pseudonym,
"Wooder Miller," and it never ran
with a picture of the author.

Ta-da!

Yes, yes. We agree.
He looked better with the
book covering his face.

For more pictures of the
author, Michael Alvear, click here.